Last night’s season finale of The Bachelor practically oozed with love. All over the place. Lots and lots of ooze. Will our lucky couple—Matt something-or-other and Shayne(?) someone—be a romance for the ages as they seem to believe, or will their brief candle be snuffed out in a fierce wind of paychecks and regret? Tough to say, but based on the audible moistness of the bussing in this clip, we’re sure it’ll remain a thoroughly disgusting-to-listen-through-headphones affair.