US Weekly

Late last year, the Internet started calling Jennifer Love Hewitt fat, and she got mad. So mad she blogged an empowering cry to women everywhere with “butts, boobs, hips and a waist” to “put on a bikini—put it on and stay strong" and then landed a People cover under the headline “Don’t Call Me Fat.”

At the time, J.Love believed women's bodies shouldn't be scrutinized because there's more to a person than that.

But you can forget all that. Now, she would like you to admire her body because she lost 18 pounds in 10 weeks!

So go ahead, give her new body a look over and tell her how slim she is, because now you're allowed to scrutinize.

HarpersBazaar.com

With about three months to go until Election Day, the presidential campaigns seem to get more and more twisted up with celebrity culture. Today, we get to add the loveable crazy-fierce Tyra Banks to the mess.

The talk-show host/model mentor poses as Michelle Obama in this September’s Harper’s Bazaar and offers up advice on how to be a good first lady, like, “know how to take a fierce picture but at the same time be able to eat fried chicken.”

See, Tyra really does know everything from smiling with your eyes to representing the country.

And the crazy don't stop there...

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OK! Magazine

Looking about as laid-back as his daddy, little Levi Alves McConaughey poses with proud parents Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves on yet another OK! magazine cover devoted to famous folks and their spawn.

In the issue, the oft-shirtless actor not only shares what he learned while witnessing the July 7 arrival of his first child—"having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing!"—but also reveals the ritual that went down in the delivery room...

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People.com

If only every 15-year-old could have Miley Cyrus' self-esteem.

"Coolest. Person. Ev-er!" she joked to People in a recent interview when asked how she would describe herself.

Then, upon reflection, she replied, "I think I'm chill. I am very hyper but I'm very carefree."

Aside from her calm and collected side, Cyrus also reveals a few of her oh-so-teenage proclivities, such as her desire for a new car when she turns 16, her big crush on the coolest handbags and her beauty regimen—mascara and a suntan.

Ah, to still be years away from voting age.

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TV Guide

Here's what we love: TV Guide, the magazine devoted to sitting on our butts watching TV, wants to give us tips for getting in shape.

Why do you think we enjoy television, TV Guide? Because we don't want to think about how we haven't gotten in shape!

That said, we do enjoy toned, half-naked celebs, so click on for some of the important tips we gleaned from the stars in the Hot Bods issue:

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GQ

She's been a monster on film, but we didn't know Charlize Theron talked like one, as she does in British GQ.

Of course, it might just the topic: the tabloid attentions of the paparazzi. In short, she's not a fan and doesn't think being in the tabs is part of her job description or of anyone else's.

We'll let her explain...

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Vincent Peters for Entertainment Weekly

While Angelina Jolie also discussed acting, her two upcoming films and her time spent as an activist and (once upon a time) as Billy Bob Thornton's wife in her recent sit-down with Entertainment Weekly, it's difficult not to be distracted by what she had to say about her current marital status, that mysterious etching on Brad Pitt's back and why being pregnant with twins has forced her to get creative in bed...

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Los Angeles Confidential Magazine

“I really did [put a live scorpion down my pants]. It was scary. I grew up in Texas, and we had plenty of scorpions, but I never had to put one down my pants before. And my pants weren’t that baggy, so I couldn’t get any space. I did it a couple of times with it going down my leg, and it was terrifying. The little thing kept doing backbends because it obviously didn’t want to go in my pants, you know? Everyone on set was cheering!”

—Hilary Duff, in the new issue of Los Angeles Confidential, discussing her reluctant costar in the new film War, Inc. At least we hope it was her costar and not just some weird Hollywood hazing technique.

Rolling Stone

How did Rolling Stone get sworn enemies L.C. and Heidi into the same room for this undie-tastic cover? We’re guessing it took ego soothing, cajoling and the mediation of several presidents—particularly the dead kind.

Or else some major Photoshop skills.

In any case, this Nair ad gone wrong features Whitney looking for her fallen contact lens, Lauren pretending to have fun, Audrina pretending she’s naked (she’s more comfortable that way) and Heidi suppressing the need to pee. Can I go now, Spencer?

It’ll probably sell wildly well. Or not at all. We’re kinda praying for the latter.