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Somewhere along the line, Paris Hilton has morphed into the leading muse of our time.

We've already ogled last year's instant classic Paris Hilton Autopsy; now may we present the oeuvre simply titled Paris, 2008.

Comprised solely of images snipped from porno magazine, Jonathan Yeo's work is now on display in New York at a temporary exhibit by the London-based Lazarides Gallery running through Oct. 10. The Hilton collage joins a similar porn-powered portrait of President George W. Bush, as well as images of Tony Blair and Andrew Lloyd Webber in the show, titled "The Outsiders."

While the Hilton piece isn't for sale—noted British artist Damien Hirst snapped it up for an undisclosed sum—Hilton completists can still plunk down $20 for a poster of Paris, 2008. Get 'em while they're hot.

The sweethearts of Sunset Tan, Holly and Molly, prove that they've got balls...and they're willing to fling them down an alley.

Okay, it's not a dark alley, but a clean well-lit Skee-Ball joint in the latest installment of The Olly Games. With only two rounds to go in the competition, Holly is coming on strong. And we love it when the ladies come on strong. Bring it, gals!

TV Guide

Here's what we love: TV Guide, the magazine devoted to sitting on our butts watching TV, wants to give us tips for getting in shape.

Why do you think we enjoy television, TV Guide? Because we don't want to think about how we haven't gotten in shape!

That said, we do enjoy toned, half-naked celebs, so click on for some of the important tips we gleaned from the stars in the Hot Bods issue:

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A month ago it was "all good" between Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff.

Today, not so much.

The Dancing With the Stars on- and offscreen duo has officially uncoupled.

“Karina has parted ways with her two-year relationship with Mario Lopez," Smirnoff's publicist, Melissa Berger, tells E! News. "The relationship wasn’t heading in the right direction."

Lopez issued his own gracious parting statement.

"Karina and I have the utmost respect for each other," he said. "She is a phenomenal and talented woman. I support her always and feel blessed to have her in my life."

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Uma Thurman can stop freaking now.

After nearly two days of deliberations, a Manhattan jury today found a former mental patient guilty of stalking and harassing the Kill Bill star.

The eight-man, four-woman panel convicted Jack Jordan of stalking and aggravated harassment, but acquitted him of two other counts of second-degree aggravated harassment.

Jordan, an unemployed pool cleaner who lives with his parents, could be locked up for a year when he is sentenced next month. New York Criminal Court Judge Gregory Carro immediately ordered the defendant taken into custody for a psychiatric evaluation and he was led away in handcuffs.

"I've learned some disturbing things about this defendant during this case. I am going to remand him for a psychiatric exam," the judge said.

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Uma Thurman's peace of mind is in a jury's hands now.

The Kill Bill star's stalking case went to a Manhattan jury today, after lawyers for the prosecution and defense wrapped up their closing arguments.

The eight-man, four-woman panel must decide if a former mental patient named Jack Jordan crossed the line from obsession to criminal behavior and, if so, whether he should be locked up.

Jordan's attorney, George Vornvolakis, admitted his client is "an eccentric man" with a "weird sense of humor," but he stressed that Jordan, who sent dozens of letters to Thurman and even broke into her trailer on a movie set, would never have harmed the object of his affections.

"He doesn't think like most of us," the attorney said. "In his own mind, he thought he had a chance."

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