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Brooke Hogan really does make parsing her too easy, and as much as we’d like to ignore her, it’s impossible. She just won’t stop with the blogging.

In today’s nonsensical MySpace ramblings, Brooke starts the party with “I hate blogs but I love mine. Cause I can be F-in REAL with people!!!!”

So let’s get F-in REAL and clarify that "women have too much PMS to be president" statement:

"Notice how i said 'I know IIIIII couldn't do it cause I'd be pms-ing and freaking out all the time' ...Honestly I'd LOVE to meet a woman with NO emotional problems....but thats not the point...but its true. LOL."

So she still believes all women are emotional messes. But why is she not that into voting in the first place? That answer, and more Brookeisms, after the jump...

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Brooke Hogan's been pretty vocal about her mom's much younger lover. (Linda Hogan, 48, is dating someone 29 years her junior.) But now the Hulkster's daughter says the two are no longer even speaking.

Not at all, she tells Chelsea Handler, host of E!'s Chelsea Lately. "The more time that goes on now that she doesn't call, she doesn't confront me, she doesn't tell me the truth, I'm like, all right, it's just time that's pulling us apart."

But what about dad's young twinkie, why doesn't that bother Brooke? "She's not even that young...she's grown."

The girl in question, she is all of 34 years old. Meanwhile, pop celebrates his 55th birthday next month.