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When it comes to boring color choices for their new baby nursery, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have found the cure.

Or rather, The Cure.

Rossdale told OK! that he and Stefani aren't going with blue or pink for the new baby's room. They're going to paint it black.

"We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Plus, we are going to put him in a black room. It'll be a goth baby so it doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl," says Rossdale.

Whether he's joking or not, he's right. No matter the sex, a roomful of black walls should depress boys and girls equally.