George Clooney is happy to sign autographs and mug for the throng of shutterbugs outside Dan Tana's this weekend, but he wants the paps to be careful. “Don’t step into the street,” he tells photographers repeatedly. “I don’t want you guys to get hit.”

Aw. You half expect him to offer his rad leather jacket to one of the shivering autograph-seekers. Put on a little sweater. And you should eat a little something. You’re so skinny!

He’s like our Jewish bubbe. Except a dude. And smokin’ hot.