Our beloved mystery closet job, Toothy Tile, is back, dancing the out-me dance yet again in Blind Vice Friday. Plus, accused Christian Bale says some pretty foreboding things. And how the hell is Lindsay Lohan losing it this time? Keep Reading

The prez prepares for another possible split with the first wife-unit, while Paula Abdul channels her inner Bunny...it's pretty hairy, too, you gotta check it out. Plus, Rosie's content while surfin' the love boat—or so it seems. Hey, everybody's supercrafty today, babes! Keep Reading

Which kooky star's hell-bent on saving Amy Winehouse the same way Mel (supposedly) saved Britney? You'll never guess! Plus, Rebecca Romijn's other half happily tells all about their procreating habits, while Denise Richards shows mommies still get in the mood. Keep Reading

While buds to such crazy naughty folk as Paris Hilton and Roman Polanski weigh in on their friends' reportedly baddie behavior, you guys certainly get nutty with the mailbag, that's fer sure! Time to read 'em and make Ted weep... Keep Reading

Sienna Miller and her married dude-toy put us in an even crankier mood than usual with today's Pissed List, not to mention the Emmys, which are looking to be another friggin' yawnfest. Plus, who's trying to curb his man-slut ways? Say it ain't so! Keep Reading